“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” – Count Dracula Imagine yourself standing upon the tall cliffs of Whitby, England. Gusts are howling across the North Sea and a dark overcast sky begins to drip … Continue reading The Last Voyage of the Demeter
Someone on the marketing team at Mattell is getting a nice payday. This movie was advertised everywhere and I even bought progressive car insurance because of it. I can’t help but think about the gains in toy Barbie sales as … Continue reading Barbie
The film should have been titled “The Bowser Movie” as it’s a 90-minute highlight reel of the Koopa King slurping up resources and deep-frying small people. The rancorous zealot runs a violent autocracy that sifts through the fruits and labor … Continue reading The Super Mario Bros. Movie
The Last of the Starks I know this is late, but I have been on a bit of a bender this week with my boys. For the first time this season I believe Game of Thrones has really gotten back … Continue reading Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 4 Review
GoT S8E3 “The Long Night” aka The Battle of Winterfell was objectively trash, here’s why. Continue reading The Battle of Winterfell: Objectively Trash
The Long Night Going into Sunday night I honestly didn’t know what to expect. I knew in episode 3 there would be a few deaths and that it would be a battle for sure, but for it to play out … Continue reading Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3 Review
This movie review represents the first of its kind. “You Were Never Really Here” review marks our first follower’s major writing contribution to the site. It is my honor to introduce him as: Maximus (Lil B, Muskrat) Kalter Height: 5′ … Continue reading “You Were Never Really Here” Review
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Episode 2 was titled A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and that was because the episode was centered mainly around the climax for Brienne of Tarth and her story arc. Throughout the series all … Continue reading Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 2 Review
The recent Netflix release, Highwaymen, follows the story of two of Texas’ most legendary rangers on the hunt for Bonnie and Clyde. Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson play Frank Hamer and Maney Gault on commission to terminate the murder filled … Continue reading Movie Vehicle OTW Returns
WINTERFELL Sup Film Crushers this is Thiccquads here, first off, anyone that has complained about how dull this episode was can go kick rocks because they don’t know jack shit about Thrones. Every season the first episode is a build-up … Continue reading Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 1 Review
If you haven’t caught up on Game of Thrones yet, I cannot stress enough – MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD. The highly-anticipated 8th season of Game of Thrones kicked off this past Sunday, and there’s plenty to unpack. Although it wasn’t any … Continue reading Ned Stark’s a Way Better Man Than Me, but Also an Absolute Dunce. Here’s Why…
Mr. Jordan Peele has done it again. I didn’t think I could be put in more of a mind pretzel than I was placed in from Peele’s first thrilling film, titled Get Out, but he chewed my mash potatoes brain … Continue reading ‘Us’ Movie review
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